Don't Copy if you can't PASTE

A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his Audience. He Said:

"The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn't

my wife!" The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added :

"And that woman was my mother!" 

Laughter and Applause!!! 

A week later, a top manager trained by the Motivational speaker tried to

crack this very effective joke At home. He was a bit foggy after a

drink. He said loudly to His wife who was preparing dinner, "The

greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not

my Wife!" The wife went; "ahhhh!" with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second Half of the

joke, the manager finally blurted out "...and I can't remember who she

was!" 

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital

bed nursing burns from boiling water. 

Moral of the story... 

Don't Copy if you can't PASTE